Mo-blogging crazy Texans

This is a picture of the inside of my car.

But it could have been so much more.

I was trying to take a picture of the guy riding a scooter next to me and rocking a dead-on balls accurate Ace Ventura hairdo.

It's hard to drive and take a picture with your phone and not look like you're taking a picture with your phone, in case the Ace Ventura impersonator next to you has a gun and no sense of humor about his hairstyle, and his scooter actually has a top speed faster than your old Toyota Corolla.

So it's just a picture of the inside of my car.